Sunday, February 25, 2007
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Someone just dump me their geo notes please.
Aaaaahahaa. Whoooooops.
Urh, Math D:
I only managed to do Ex1G.
Ohyes, I spent almost the whole day playing with nintendo DS.
Nicenice. :D
I seriously couldn't bring myself to study.
Humpffff. :/I NEED TO.
I'm wondering if I need Amath tuition..
Still wondering.
Ms Chang better return our tests tomz. Or she can forget abt seeing tomz's daylight.
Grrrrrr! D:
Ooooo, HAHAHA.
Some humour down ere. ----
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes
more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand
her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more
willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the
eginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
ld aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, >"You're next." They stopped after I started
doing
the same thing to them at funerals.Labels: Anti Slack Campaign
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